To whom it may concern:

Stop falling apart. It’s not attractive when I listen to the irrational and constant dribble falling from your pathetic lips. It’s rather disgusting. Life isn’t always about things going smoothly, so… shut the fuck up and deal with it, there is always an alternate route. Money isn’t everything and people who are family aren’t always family. So fuck them, and move on. And stop being so scared about liking someone, just because you had a piece of shit ex-boyfriend doesn’t mean you should (or have ANY right to) project it onto your current one. Especially since he’s actually a very sincere & genuine man. You’re ex was a twat, your boyfriend is not your ex, UNDERSTAND THIS. You’re being fucking stupid about that whole situation. Everything will be fine. When someone says mellow out, do it, you’re probably being over dramatic anyway… So you, yes you… grow up and deal with it. Please, because this is getting ridiculous.

Thanks, the management upstairs.