Egyptian orthodontics
This morning was a serious of fucking unfortunate events, not only is boy’s insomnia rubbing off on me, or the after effects of the full moon, either way it meant we didn’t get to sleep until around 6:49 this morning if not later. First – I dropped my freshly toothpasted toothbrush ALL over myself and my just washed black shirt. Then – I go into the cafe across the street, get a latte, go to sprinkle the chocolate powder on top and the cap falls off into my latte along with half the contents. Finally – I get to the bus stop and realised that after looking at Carlee’s purse and thinking ‘I need to get my bus pass,’ I had completely forgotten that thought not 2 seconds later. But, I got hit on by the bus driver and the sun is out… One of which is a good thing. The other a moot point. I suppose thats the worlds way of saying “sorry you had a stupid morning [probably because you’re stupid]”. I’ve been given more braces to wear and read a cool National Geographic article about Hapshetsut, the women king. If my teeth are not straight by the end of this I might just… be annoyed or commit social suicide.
Also – Found this in my phone…. The night Mercer Rose was born.
And we shall rewrite history until 7 am in the morning.