I went to the store on Sunday, I needed bin bags and I probably needed food, but I can’t recall the last time I actually bought groceries. I refilled my prescription (for crazy pills, of course) and made my way to the aisle of household supplies. I then proceeded to deliberate about which kind/brand to get- drawstrings? ties? OPTIONS!!!! More like, needlessly fucking complicated.

I grabbed a box, and took about 10 steps towards the check out. Stopped. Stared pensively at nothing, and decided that “I’ll get them later.” So I turned around and put the box back on the shelf, and walked out of the store.

Who the fuck does that?
I couldn’t be arsed to get the one thing I needed WHILE IT WAS IN MY HANDS! I am so lazy. Wow.