I hope you´re happy. Yes you… you ´mistakenly´ picked up my wallet, probably thinking it was yours (NOT). Then proceeded to make large purchases on each of my credit cards (if you were any good at being a thief you would have made mutliple purchases in small incriments as to not provoke suspicion with the card companies, you´re stupid… so very stupid). Luckily they were all declined. I hope you rot in hell, seriously, I do. I really liked that wallet which I got at a thrift store and will probably never see the likes of agian. Now I´m stuck in Barcelona, Spain with NO money whatsoever. All you really got out of it was 2 Euros and 1 pound, congratu-fucking-lations. And fuck you for giving me so much to do like making countless international calls to freeze all my accounts and cancle all my cards, thats not going to be cheap… All the while I could have been out enjoying the sights such as Gaudi (who I deperately wanted to go see) or working on my tan so I can trump Dan in our competition (which it is VERY important that I win, so if I lose because of your stupid antics, so help me god I will hunt you down and kill everyone you love, including your dog – if you have one). You… Sir… are a fuck. Die in a fire. I fucking hate you. Go play in on-coming traffic.

on a lighter and more awesome note- I have now swam naked in the Mediterranean Sea.