This is Chooma. Derived from the deep recesses of my overactive imagination.
He’s not quite done being painted. But will be shortly.

Likes: Biting. Shiny objects. Drinking too much coffee and scratching your furniture. Climbing on things. Spinning around in circles on the turntables. Trying to ride cats into battle. Hiding in your sock drawer. Being photographed. Drum and Bass. Electronics and taking them apart. Any movie with Angelina Jolie. Movies about retarded dogs. Deep space.

Dislikes: Water. Smiling. Behaving. Authority. Sleeping. Playing nice with other creatures. Rainbows. Being taken on walks. Happy Hardcore. Daytime television. Goblins that partake in the stealing of socks. Bad beer. Guitar Hero. Being late. Fairytale stories with happy endings. Chick flicks. Kryptonite. Superman. Disney Channel.