There is a boy in my class who has moose on his boxers. Not that I was looking, they just happen to be bright yellow and rather close. 4 glasses of wine makes you send music to people then wonder if it was truly a good idea. “Babe” when drunk should be avoided at all costs. The virtues of a slightly (okay, not so slightly) intoxicated mind are sorely lacking.
Upon walking, feeling somewhat convoluted in an attempt to recount the minute details of the night. Automatic pilot: Wash face (washing off the night before), Feeble effort at dressing myself with something that remotely (albeit pathetic) resembles matching. Stumble to the cafe, latte: check[x]. Lumber to class under the weight a laptop, newsprint and 100lb stock tablet paper.
Rinse, and hopefully not repeat… at least for another week.

Tuesdays are never a good idea.