When life gives you lemons. You get some grade B organic maple syrup and cayenne pepper, and go on the master cleanse… I can confidently say, drinking a quart of salt water isn’t exactly the most favorable thing to do upon waking up in the morning. Chances are I’m holding back gagging as I attempt to consume this horrible liquid as fast as possible. The lemonade mixture is actually quite tasty. I’m a sucker for spicy so the pepper adds a nice kick to it.

I feel fine so far, the first day as alright too. Hunger pains seem to be beginning to subside. I have a headache though, it comes and goes but we’ll see how I fair tonight up in Lopez @ the show. I hope its warm. I already have a tendency to freeze before most would notice a change in temperature. I’m sure that with not eating I will be more easily affect by it.
The lack of caffeine is probably the most “problematic” for me. Coffee is my morning ritual. Soy lattes with powered cocoa on top are my sanity. I think the headache is a caffeine withdrawal induced one now that I stop to think about it. Gross… 9 more days, 8 after today…

Sometimes I just really want to cut all my hair off…